Sardar joins the suicide bomber squad, so when he is given a mission to suicide in the enemies camp. His leader supply him a lot of weapons and bombs stacked to his body and mobile for communications. He lands up in the enemy camp, called his boss: Sir, there are 2 enemies soldier, can I suicide now? Leader : No, not for two, wait till you see more soldiers. Sardar : Sir now there are 25 soldiers, can I do it now? Boss : Wait for more. Sardar : Sir, now I am in a midst of 100 soldiers, can I suicide now? Sardar : Yes, go ahead, you will be a martyr, dont worry about your family, we will look after. Sardar pulls his knife and stabs himself in his chest. by not me

The man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked,"You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why?" she asks. "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere." *********** *Teacher* "If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up?" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet."Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself." *********** *Hearing* An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again." The gentleman replied, "Oh, I havn't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!" by unknown(thnakfully)